breaker, breaker; one nine.

May 29

Inside jokes are the best,

when you’re the only one that knows.

The best shit never leaves my head.

May 27

There are more krill on Earth than humans.

That makes me happy. The planet still has a chance.

May 26

OMG! I’m moving here! It’s beautiful!

And the south pole of the moon.

I see an ocean.

May 22

I’m certain this PDF is haunted.

I suspect the spook doesn’t know who it’s dealing with.

I always win.

May 21

If DC flooded from a 60 ft sea level rise. -

Fun!

May 19

May 17

I think I should care more about straight people having the right to get married.

But I don’t.

If I can’t get married everywhere in America, it obviously isn’t worth my time.

Way to destroy the sanctity of marriage straight people.

May 15

Brat forever.

Lock up your sons.

May 14

Tree three fell today.

My super powers are sickly unreal.

I’ve never been scared of trees before.

May 05

FUN. - OUT ON THE TOWN

“I was out on the town

So I came to your window last night

I tried not to throw stones

But I wanted to come inside

Now I’m causing a scene

Thinking you need a reason to smile”

I should have copyrighted my technique.

May 02

Rock bottom.

Be dirty.

Apr 28

Table Talk: Low Country Kitchen opens in Old Town Mall -

I need to stalk this.

Apr 25

Pyrexia.

Sometimes I feel stupid, when I realize I don’t know everything.

Sadly, I’ve been spoiled for 5 leaf clovers.