May 2012
11 posts
Inside jokes are the best,
when you’re the only one that knows. The best shit never leaves my head.
May 30th
There are more krill on Earth than humans.
That makes me happy. The planet still has a chance.
May 28th
May 27th
I'm certain this PDF is haunted.
I suspect the spook doesn’t know who it’s dealing with. I always win.
May 22nd
If DC flooded from a 60 ft sea level rise. →
Fun!
May 22nd
May 19th
2,708 notes
I think I should care more about straight people...
But I don’t. If I can’t get married everywhere in America, it obviously isn’t worth my time. Way to destroy the sanctity of marriage straight people.
May 17th
Brat forever.
Lock up your sons.
May 16th
1 note
Tree three fell today.
My super powers are sickly unreal. I’ve never been scared of trees before.
May 15th
FUN. - OUT ON THE TOWN
“I was out on the town So I came to your window last night I tried not to throw stones But I wanted to come inside Now I’m causing a scene Thinking you need a reason to smile” I should have copyrighted my technique.
May 5th
Rock bottom.
Be dirty.
May 3rd