when you’re the only one that knows.
The best shit never leaves my head.
That makes me happy. The planet still has a chance.
I suspect the spook doesn’t know who it’s dealing with.
I always win.
But I don’t.
If I can’t get married everywhere in America, it obviously isn’t worth my time.
Way to destroy the sanctity of marriage straight people.
Lock up your sons.
My super powers are sickly unreal.
I’ve never been scared of trees before.
"I was out on the town
So I came to your window last night
I tried not to throw stones
But I wanted to come inside
Now I’m causing a scene
Thinking you need a reason to smile”
I should have copyrighted my technique.