Inside jokes are the best,
when you’re the only one that knows. The best shit never leaves my head.
There are more krill on Earth than humans.
That makes me happy. The planet still has a chance.
I'm certain this PDF is haunted.
I suspect the spook doesn’t know who it’s dealing with. I always win.
If DC flooded from a 60 ft sea level rise. →
I think I should care more about straight people...
But I don’t. If I can’t get married everywhere in America, it obviously isn’t worth my time. Way to destroy the sanctity of marriage straight people.
Lock up your sons.
Tree three fell today.
My super powers are sickly unreal. I’ve never been scared of trees before.
FUN. - OUT ON THE TOWN
“I was out on the town So I came to your window last night I tried not to throw stones But I wanted to come inside Now I’m causing a scene Thinking you need a reason to smile” I should have copyrighted my technique.