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I need to stalk this.
you’re signature statement at the looney bin.
Have I mentioned how great my job is yet today?
Thanks for the fat bonus. :)
It's not a party
until somebody pukes.
Boss: RING, RING
Boss: Hi Renny, would you mind working this weekend? We have a new deadline.
Renny: I had plans of drinking myself blind and cowering in the fetal position.
Boss: Is it your birthday?
Boss: I thought I heard it was. Enjoy it.
Why do you defy me!?! I am not stupid. And I like science. But your rules and timing are not my strength. I need to find a good bakery.
Count as a plus 1 in HOV lanes, right?
Something astrological is going on.
I’ve had emotional responses twice today. Quite unusual. And I must be honest, I suspected something a few days before. Today confirmed it. Report.
is in this season of Game of Thrones. She’s magical. At least in my dreams.
Today, you had better...
LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
I think I drank myself blind last night
from too much Prosecco. Bad Renny.
I bought oysters at the shore yesterday, and when I opened one tonight there was a tiny, crab stowaway inside. He’ll most likely die, but I’ve named him Finn. Here’s hoping.
Thanks for pointing out my birthday is soon booze...
Glad I bought 3 bottles of wine. That should be enough to forget and get me through the evening.