April 2012
23 posts
Table Talk: Low Country Kitchen opens in Old Town... →
I need to stalk this.
Apr 28th
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
Apr 21st
Commitment is...
you’re signature statement at the looney bin.
Apr 19th
Have I mentioned how great my job is yet today?
Thanks for the fat bonus. :)
Apr 17th
It's not a party
until somebody pukes.
Apr 15th
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
Boss: RING, RING
Renny: Hello.
Boss: Hi Renny, would you mind working this weekend? We have a new deadline.
Renny: I had plans of drinking myself blind and cowering in the fetal position.
Boss: Is it your birthday?
Renny: Yeah.
Boss: I thought I heard it was. Enjoy it.
Renny: Thanks.
Boss: CLICK
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
Baking!!!
Why do you defy me!?! I am not stupid. And I like science. But your rules and timing are not my strength. I need to find a good bakery.
Apr 12th
Apr 9th
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Dogs
Count as a plus 1 in HOV lanes, right?
Apr 8th
Something astrological is going on.
I’ve had emotional responses twice today. Quite unusual. And I must be honest, I suspected something a few days before. Today confirmed it. Report.
Apr 7th
Hannah Murray
is in this season of Game of Thrones. She’s magical. At least in my dreams.
Apr 7th
Apr 4th
Today, you had better...
LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
Apr 3rd
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I think I drank myself blind last night
from too much Prosecco. Bad Renny.
Apr 2nd
WatchWatch
I bought oysters at the shore yesterday, and when I opened one tonight there was a tiny, crab stowaway inside. He’ll most likely die, but I’ve named him Finn. Here’s hoping.
Apr 2nd
Thanks for pointing out my birthday is soon booze...
Glad I bought 3 bottles of wine. That should be enough to forget and get me through the evening.
Apr 1st