September 2011
12 posts
My Canadian friend/contractor
brought me ice wine. OH CANADA. OH CANADA!! Love u.
Sep 28th
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Sep 25th
Mamas
don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Sep 23rd
I'm looking for a doctor
that performs an “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind” treatment. Eating with a spoon afterward- optional. Suggestions welcome.
Sep 22nd
The dolls have started
to hide things from me and work the electrics. I heart my voodoo babies. Voodoo Doll Workshop
Sep 22nd
Stupid police
I got a ticket leaving the museum. He asked if I knew what I did. No. He asked if I had weapons and or narcotics. No. And like I’m dumb enough to say yes if I was a drug smuggling arms dealer. I feel sorry for him: 1) because he should be off fighting crime and 2) he had a tacky stereotype cop mustache.
Sep 19th
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Sep 17th
Hey Louisiana peeps
Anyone out there willing to harvest me Spanish Moss for my voodoo doll workshop? I’ll send you a prepaid postage envelope, a lovely thank you card, and I’ll promise not to put the Gris Gris on you. :)
Sep 11th
Infestation: Fruit Fly
OMG. Leave me alone. Eat fried.
Sep 7th
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