My Canadian friend/contractor
brought me ice wine. OH CANADA. OH CANADA!! Love u.
don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
I'm looking for a doctor
that performs an “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind” treatment. Eating with a spoon afterward- optional. Suggestions welcome.
The dolls have started
to hide things from me and work the electrics. I heart my voodoo babies. Voodoo Doll Workshop
I got a ticket leaving the museum. He asked if I knew what I did. No. He asked if I had weapons and or narcotics. No. And like I’m dumb enough to say yes if I was a drug smuggling arms dealer. I feel sorry for him: 1) because he should be off fighting crime and 2) he had a tacky stereotype cop mustache.
Hey Louisiana peeps
Anyone out there willing to harvest me Spanish Moss for my voodoo doll workshop? I’ll send you a prepaid postage envelope, a lovely thank you card, and I’ll promise not to put the Gris Gris on you. :)
Infestation: Fruit Fly
OMG. Leave me alone. Eat fried.