how I need people to remind me to eat. I really feel like Cassie from Skins.
that with the current plan I’m going to miss Mardi Gras by a week. Recalculating.
Guano Islands Act
The Guano Islands Act is federal legislation passed by the U.S. Congress. It enables citizens of the U.S. to take possession of islands containing guano deposits. Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other Government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other Government, and takes...
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If you want my loft let me know. I can put u in... →
Available April 1st. $850. Inclusive of all utilities/heat and a view of the Sears/Willis Tower. It’s a steal for Chicago.
What's the origin of your name?
My father’s name is Reynald. “Renny” was his nick name. Much preferable to Reynald Jr. But besides- it’s French Acadian in derivation. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.
What was your first paying job?
I was a Page for the House of Representatives. My tasks included delivering porn and used pantyhose to Representatives while the House was in session. And I drank lots of free chocolate milk. Seriously. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.
What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in...
facebook, lady gaga (oh wait that happened months ago), and common decency. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.
Hate it. Even if it’s your grandma. Brush burn on your face stinks.
sent me wine and cigarette money for valentines day. That’s love bitches.
dear renny, if i were a bagel, would you eat me? ...
I haven’t been eating so much lately. unless it’s 3am. but normally, bagels are tasty treats. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.
Who and when was your first kiss?
Some girl named Kami. It was special because it diverted attention from my gayness in high school. But my first dude kiss was a guy named Toby who threw me against a wall and snogged me. Then he invited me home with him and, er, his boyfriend/ I pulled away and then vommed against the tire of a semi truck. Much more exciting. :) Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.
Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask. http://formspring.me/healyscopter
This is the repeated statement from the 70+ jobs...
“You are currently listed among the top applicants in a very competitive pool. Know what? I AM FUCKING AMAZING! AND YOUR MUSEUM WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME MANAGE ITS COLLECTION. And I’m hot. End.
Me: I think I need plastic surgery.
You: I think you just need to wash your hair.
Everyone should be proud. →
I left the loft today for the first time in over a week. Dog food. People food. Bourbon. All motivating factors.
Need it. →
RED UNION SUIT - Uncle Sams Army Navy Outfitters with a seat flap.
Compared to Skins UK
Gossip Girl is like watching something out of Bollywood. I feel all wholesome and innocent like.
Good thing that I'm faster than a ninja! A... →
Did you know?
That in 1986 when the Challenger exploded, the crew cabin was intact? Several crew members survived the multiple explosions and died at impact with the the ocean surface. That’s amazing.
Sometimes the best response...
is no response. But I’m DYING!!!! to stick my tiny verbal knife in his gut. DYING!!!! :)
I guess I reap what I sew.
Thunder and lighting snow storms are wild! →
2:35 am texts of admiration?
Seriously? Eat a bullet. Don’t bother me while I’m sleeping. Old flames make me mental.