The Guano Islands Act is federal legislation passed by the U.S. Congress. It enables citizens of the U.S. to take possession of islands containing guano deposits.
Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other Government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other Government, and takes peaceable possession thereof, and occupies the same, such island, rock, or key may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States.
I was a Page for the House of Representatives. My tasks included delivering porn and used pantyhose to Representatives while the House was in session. And I drank lots of free chocolate milk. Seriously.
Some girl named Kami. It was special because it diverted attention from my gayness in high school. But my first dude kiss was a guy named Toby who threw me against a wall and snogged me. Then he invited me home with him and, er, his boyfriend/ I pulled away and then vommed against the tire of a semi truck. Much more exciting. :)