If you could live but three summer days, what...
With that stipulation I would be a firefly. That way I could travel and see the world and make people smile if they should run across me. Do you have a Renny question? Follow the link and ask.
Downtown to hipster in 2 seconds. →
A dream of being trapped with zombies in a parking... →
Big spoon or little spoon? It's a deal breaker.
Both. And if that’s a problem. Double deal breaker. I suspect we’ve talked before mr/mrs. anon. Do you have a Renny queston? Follow the link and ask.
STOP THE BUS!
Selma is going to be the lead of my day 2 show. Alyssa Milano HAS to be my number 1. I have to fulfill my boyhood crush with my new found power. :)
If you had your own talk show, who would your...
Chris Garneau and Salma Hayek (because I want to be their RL friends and promote them); and then Sarah Palin for comedic relief. I’ll ask her relevant questions toward American policy and then squirt milk out my nose. Do you have a Renny queston? Follow the link and ask.
I want a private show but am too scared to email...
Oh oh. I thought I already fulfilled the request. snooze you loose. haha Do you have a Renny queston? Follow the link and ask.
My dog Oliver likes to eat fortune cookie...
It’s better than his predecessor Darwin’s taste for dirty condoms.
Do you wear cute underwear? It's a deal breaker.
Always. Want a private show? Email me. Do you have a Renny question? Follow the link and ask.
It’s one of those mornings, where we’re all going down to the free clinic to get a pill.
Always the dreamer. And then it happens. And that is some scary shit.
Hi. I'm Renny from the future. Nice to meet you.... →
Knife removed from Brazil man's head after 3 years →
“Three years of intense headaches led Nascimento to take a chance on the surgery.” Go figure.
Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini →
Missed sent text that I recieved:
“He has a huge abrasive dog.” Poor Oliver. I still love him. Awkward. :)
Trust fund baby
pretty much need a new everything.
Who's the most overrated musician?
I’d like to arrange a death match between Lady Gaga and Madonna to find out who is the biggest looser. Er, I mean winner. Whatcha got?
are nights so rough?
baby needs mac and cheese. →
I accidently fed the cat the dog's food this... →
I need more sleep as a rule in general. At least it’s not the time I accidentally sprayed foaming toilet cleaner in my hair; thinking it was hairspray.
This makes no sense. But I still love it. :)
These guys are different types of slim mold. I...
FML. A dog jail break into the street because of a... →
Baby needs whiskey.
What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own...
Unless it’s from Uniqlo or American Apparel, all my shit is vintage. IDK. Whatcha got?
What's one food you'll never eat again?
Butterfish. It’s waaaaaaayyyy to fishy to be fish. Whatcha got?
Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the...
Fly. Duh. Whatcha got?
two of my accounts were hacked and altered today;... →
i suspect something is a brew.
Who do you know at the Metropolitan Museum of Art? →
I need contacts.
This Pastor Terry Jones character is a hillbilly... →
PS: who burns books anyway?
Puppy slumber party evening one. →
I fear the loft will not survive the Twilight inspired sparing matches. :).
I love you Melissa.
“OMG you are queen of the cougar prom!”
Friendship Chinese Restaurant (2/5) on Yelp →
I love that a crazy old lady felt the need to... →
i'm full of bad ideas. →
My mates leave tomorrow. I feel lonliness creeping... →
Entertain me Chicago.
Took a nap and was ambushed in a dream. →
Not fair. Bad subconscious.
Day drinking with my mates. Oi. →
"MILF-IIWG" figure it out. →
Last day for my superstar intern. BOOOOOO. →
I hear by christen her an honorary ‘survivor of the holocaust’, er, museum.
Let's run away together somewhere. →