September 2010
50 posts
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If you could live but three summer days, what...
With that stipulation I would be a firefly. That way I could travel and see the world and make people smile if they should run across me.
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Downtown to hipster in 2 seconds. →
A dream of being trapped with zombies in a parking... →
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Big spoon or little spoon? It's a deal breaker.
Both. And if that’s a problem. Double deal breaker. I suspect we’ve talked before mr/mrs. anon.
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STOP THE BUS!
Selma is going to be the lead of my day 2 show. Alyssa Milano HAS to be my number 1. I have to fulfill my boyhood crush with my new found power. :)
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If you had your own talk show, who would your...
Chris Garneau and Salma Hayek (because I want to be their RL friends and promote them); and then Sarah Palin for comedic relief. I’ll ask her relevant questions toward American policy and then squirt milk out my nose.
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I want a private show but am too scared to email...
Oh oh. I thought I already fulfilled the request. snooze you loose. haha
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My dog Oliver likes to eat fortune cookie...
It’s better than his predecessor Darwin’s taste for dirty condoms.
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Do you wear cute underwear? It's a deal breaker.
Always. Want a private show? Email me.
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Field trip.
It’s one of those mornings, where we’re all going down to the free clinic to get a pill.
Renny
Always the dreamer. And then it happens. And that is some scary shit.
Hi. I'm Renny from the future. Nice to meet you.... →
Knife removed from Brazil man's head after 3 years →
“Three years of intense headaches led Nascimento to take a chance on the surgery.” Go figure.
Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini →
Missed sent text that I recieved:
“He has a huge abrasive dog.”
Poor Oliver. I still love him.
Awkward. :)
Trust fund baby
Day 1.
I
pretty much need a new everything.
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Who's the most overrated musician?
I’d like to arrange a death match between Lady Gaga and Madonna to find out who is the biggest looser. Er, I mean winner.
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Why...
are nights so rough?
baby needs mac and cheese. →
I accidently fed the cat the dog's food this... →
I need more sleep as a rule in general.
At least it’s not the time I accidentally sprayed foaming toilet cleaner in my hair; thinking it was hairspray.
WatchThis makes no sense. But I still love it. :)
These guys are different types of slim mold. I...
FML. A dog jail break into the street because of a... →
Baby needs whiskey.
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What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own...
Unless it’s from Uniqlo or American Apparel, all my shit is vintage. IDK.
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What's one food you'll never eat again?
Butterfish. It’s waaaaaaayyyy to fishy to be fish.
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Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the...
Fly. Duh.
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two of my accounts were hacked and altered today;... →
i suspect something is a brew.
Who do you know at the Metropolitan Museum of Art? →
I need contacts.
This Pastor Terry Jones character is a hillbilly... →
PS: who burns books anyway?
Puppy slumber party evening one. →
I fear the loft will not survive the Twilight inspired sparing matches. :).
I love you Melissa.
“OMG you are queen of the cougar prom!”
Friendship Chinese Restaurant (2/5) on Yelp →
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I love that a crazy old lady felt the need to... →
i'm full of bad ideas. →
My mates leave tomorrow. I feel lonliness creeping... →
Entertain me Chicago.
Took a nap and was ambushed in a dream. →
Not fair. Bad subconscious.
Day drinking with my mates. Oi. →
"MILF-IIWG" figure it out. →
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Last day for my superstar intern. BOOOOOO. →
I hear by christen her an honorary ‘survivor of the holocaust’, er, museum.
Let's run away together somewhere. →
