my friend "you" works at a montessori school
me: steal me a baby
me: i want one
me: it's a fad
me: all the gays are doing it
me: i need to keep up
me: i dont want to adopt one of those special needs ones from russia though
me: i need a strong one that can work
you: i dont have any of those
me: get me two slow ones then
you: uhh yea no
me: you suck
me: i need a baby
me: gonna name it petunia
me: gender isnt a issue
you: you need help
me: that's why im trying to get the baby
me: for cleaning up
me: and cooking
me: and stuff
me: it'll keep nick busy and they can play together
me: while i drink beer and smoke cigarettes
you: i mean mental
is too hard! Sometimes.
I’m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough...– Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers (1930). (via notthatkindagay) Approved statement from the gayverse:
The dog beach always seems like a good idea,. →
but it ends up being hours of work for me to be this good dog parent.
"If I see that toad, I'm going to slap the ugly... →
Dim sum nice buns Chinese lady! :). →
and chicken feet.
is not my friend. I want to be back in Seattle. drip. drip.
I'm totally tired of my owie eyes. I'm going to... →
Why I will never be more than a 4 year old: right... →
nope. i still can't read Russian. sorry. →
lunch picnic with hot boyfriend. →
he’s a keeper. :) nom, nom.
It's so hot. And I'm so ghetto that I'm going to... →
Secret trip planning. :). →
i need a two week hermit-cation in a forest to... →
oh oh. i think my email was hijacked. →
I’ve officially given up on the project. My windows don’t get enough light to sustain the endeavor. Sad. :( if anyone is interested in adopting it. Speak up.
a tattoo of a bull running through a china shop. It pretty much sums up my existance.
HEMA is a Dutch department store. →
Click the link to experience their style. Two thumbs up.
Wo! She got fat, girl! →
Charlie was having too much fun this morning. And I noticed she had cornered a tiny mouse. I tried to scoop it up. (I was totally going to name it Herman.) But it darted across the kitchen. I had to leave for work, so let nature take its course.
The drive to and from work is killing me. I'm... →
has a funny rash. I hope it’s not syphilis. My brain can’t function with any more holes.
Fighting the urge...
to drink a bottle of wine and chain smoke on the phone tonight.