July 2010
29 posts
my friend "you" works at a montessori school
you: hey
me: hi
me: steal me a baby
me: i want one
you: why?
me: it's a fad
me: all the gays are doing it
me: i need to keep up
me: i dont want to adopt one of those special needs ones from russia though
me: i need a strong one that can work
you: i dont have any of those
me: get me two slow ones then
you: uhh yea no
me: hahah
me: you suck
me: i need a baby
me: gonna name it petunia
me: gender isnt a issue
you: you need help
me: that's why im trying to get the baby
me: for cleaning up
me: and cooking
me: and stuff
me: it'll keep nick busy and they can play together
me: while i drink beer and smoke cigarettes
you: i mean mental
me: :)
Waking up
is too hard! Sometimes.
“I’m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough...”
– Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers (1930). (via notthatkindagay)
Approved statement from the gayverse:
The dog beach always seems like a good idea,. →
but it ends up being hours of work for me to be this good dog parent.
"If I see that toad, I'm going to slap the ugly... →
Dim sum nice buns Chinese lady! :). →
and chicken feet.
The sun...
is not my friend. I want to be back in Seattle.
drip. drip.
I'm totally tired of my owie eyes. I'm going to... →
Why I will never be more than a 4 year old: right... →
nope. i still can't read Russian. sorry. →
lunch picnic with hot boyfriend. →
he’s a keeper. :) nom, nom.
It's so hot. And I'm so ghetto that I'm going to... →
Secret trip planning. :). →
i need a two week hermit-cation in a forest to... →
NEED
Chinese!!
oh oh. i think my email was hijacked. →
Window farm
I’ve officially given up on the project. My windows don’t get enough light to sustain the endeavor. Sad. :( if anyone is interested in adopting it. Speak up.
I want...
a tattoo of a bull running through a china shop. It pretty much sums up my existance.
HEMA is a Dutch department store. →
Click the link to experience their style. Two thumbs up.
Ambush...
no doubt.
Wo! She got fat, girl! →
mousers
Charlie was having too much fun this morning. And I noticed she had cornered a tiny mouse. I tried to scoop it up. (I was totally going to name it Herman.) But it darted across the kitchen.
I had to leave for work, so let nature take its course.
The drive to and from work is killing me. I'm... →
My finger...
has a funny rash. I hope it’s not syphilis. My brain can’t function with any more holes.
Fighting the urge...
to drink a bottle of wine and chain smoke on the phone tonight.
