breaker, breaker; one nine.: Archive

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

Music

imports died in Houma circa 1992.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Best dream EVER!

I was in Thailand where I rode an elephant who patted me on the head with his trunk. And then he dropped me off in a village that was like a giant food court of restaurants where I ate and ate and ate Thai treats.

Dec 30th

1 tag

Dear Renny, do you have other lessons available?...

My courtesan training has been extensive, but my clients are sworn to secrecy. I know not of what you speak. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.

Dec 30th

1 tag

I saw your post of yearning. When will you come...

I shall depart on the 3rd or 4th dependent on weather. I do not plan on blogging the return. All that fumbling was dangerous last time. I almost dumped my beer. JJ Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.

Dec 30th

1 tag

If you could rid the world of one thing, what...

expectation Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.

Dec 30th

1 tag

Do you believe in angels?

I have a friend named Angel. I believe in her. Does that count? But those winged, Jesusy, hocus pocus things- not so much. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.

Dec 30th

home now please

its just mood, but i would like to be in my urban cave’s bed. just saying.

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dear Renny, I tried to enroll in your make-out...

If you pay cash (so I don’t have to report it to the IRS) I’m free on T TH. I’m glad you enjoy my fantasy land. Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.

Dec 29th

1 tag

Dear Renny, are you a good kisser? It's ok if...

Yes. In fact I teach a course at a continuing education center in the subject. :) Do you have a question? Follow the link and ask.

Dec 29th

My accent

is back in full swing. Omg.

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

Thanks for the cold sore Santa

I would have preferred a BMX bike.

Dec 26th

I just talked with Santa

and he said, this year instead of bringing things, he’s stealing shit. Starting with my sister’s amazing flat iron. Naughty Santa.

Dec 24th

Irish Car Bomb

treats are always nice to end an evening. And a ride home in a Land Rover with my virtue in tack. Thank you.

Dec 24th

My belly hurts

Fried shrimp, oysters, catfish, red beans and rice, and 3 donuts followed by beer should be called “the sick maker”.

Dec 24th

Mahonny's Irish Pub

has wifi and Abita Purple Haze on tap. But drinking alone in public isn’t fun.

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

And

Louisiana!

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

Mississippi

Yippy

Dec 22nd

Hi Arkansas

I’m kinda scared.

Dec 22nd

Missouri

I’ve never been here before. Check.

Dec 22nd

How effging long

Is Illinois? Yeash.

Dec 22nd

1 tag

Have you mastered poaching eggs OR making rice? ...

I’m good at rice now. But still need to practice a prefect egg. Ask me anything

Dec 22nd

Wow

Did that really happen?

Dec 21st

David

is here from Paris. Let’s get more wasted. :)

Dec 21st

I'm going to have this shot of tequila

to sober me up.

Dec 21st

TEAM JASPER!

I don’t understand the controversy in the Twilight saga between Edward and Jacob. Because, um, there’s Jasper. Or some actor named Jackson Rathbone. I need to stalk this dude more.

Dec 20th

I saw Orion tonight

But he wasn’t wearing his fancy dress. I couldn’t see his sword. I miss St. John.

Dec 20th

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Who's your favorite musician?

Elliot Smith. for ever. Ask me anything

Dec 20th

If you don't drink wine,

sorry, I don’t have the time.

Dec 19th

Dec 18th

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Snow is beautiful too!

But you can’t really live in it. Good thing I stocked up on life the last few weeks. And met some really great friends along the way. The next few days in the Chicago tundra will be a breeze until I get to New Orleans. :)

Dec 17th

3:31 am

And my flight landed. Ugh. Hi Chicago.

Dec 16th

Meteors are magical!

I feel obligated to watch them live and die.

Dec 14th