“if p boy & i ever have kids and those kids end up being teenagers,i am definitely gonna keep the booze under lock & key… well, only the good booze. i am gonna leave out a couple of bottle of vodka for the kids to pilfer when p boy and i are away. what the kids won’t know is that the stolen vodka is actually mostly water with only enough booze to trick them into thinking it’s the real deal. what’s even funnier is that when they refill the bottle with water, they won’t even realize that they are just watering down their own booze stash even more. i’ll let them in on the joke when they’ve gone off to college.”—undisclosed, secret blog source.