fat nerd alert. nom, nom, nom... →
grocery list for trip to heaven:
milka chocolates english chedder rosemary, kalamata olive bread red beans and rice pizza girl scout cookie ice cream (or chocolate chip cookie dough if out of season) chinese food (all) concord grapes chili relleno tacos orange juice avocados sriracha sauce ketchup apricot jam and toast coffee
"Mein Kampf" by Renny Bergeron. →
how can that gremlin still make me sick, after all... →
I kinda need to go to New Orleans, because I'm... →
Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island... →
The best ignored Facebook comment gets a second...
A: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it. . . Does anyone care if it makes a sound?
R: Only if George Clooney has a primetime special.
me: i need this: [link to patio set on craigslist]
you: yeah you do for outside
me: i'm an old lady
me: im excited about a patio set
me: it has FOUR side tables, not 3
me: because i need side tables.
me: or a patio set
me: in winter
you: or before u move cross country :)
me: this is who is selling it: [link to facebook]
me: she rears pigeons
you: oh dear, i need to get married or that will be me one day
me: this is her blog: http://dovelove-thematchmaker.blogspot.com/
me: a pigeon died
me: when you're pigeon lady, maybe patio sets will excite you too
me: should i console her about "dusty", the pigeon?
me: i'm a sicko :)
me: she video blogs about those pigeons on youtube- http://www.youtube.com/user/thedovelover
you: oh, dear
if p boy & i ever have kids and those kids end up being teenagers,i am...– undisclosed, secret blog source.
Birds will: 1) peck out your eyes, 2) shit on your... →
I dig this guy's stuff. Buy it. →
He’s also on etsy under chooseyourshoes.
Just got the email notification! Edy's ice cream... →
Good morning 0 gauges. I've been waiting for you... →
i could see how you'd be upset. ... →
happy charo's birthday!
This is where my magic all began.
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Professional mop attention today at 6:30pm CST.... →
we all know i'm a whore for brunch →
Dear hair, →
I’m sorry I f’ed you up. I will not drink wine and cut you myself again. Promise. Please grow back soon. R
Renny 32.0 Beta
Scheduled for release spring, 2010.
Who’s a good stalker? I’m a good stalker. I have a date with Amelia. Hot.
(Don’t Fear) The Creeper →
i want to invent candy that makes your poop different colors- like confetti.
Yes; I did digitally stalk you, and comment on your hotness during several occasions. But since then, I’ve realized: 1) I was drunk when I met you, 2) you’re a balding cliche; and 3) I was sadly mistaken in my estimation of your sexiness. Good luck in all your endeavors with your bisexual lifestlye, etc. Regards, R