tommorrow, “the holidays” will be over. this makes me happy. be gone with your commercialized self!
“Community Coffee” dark roast (with caffiene) in my travel mug makes it all ok.
Tiffany and Co. needs more silver things.
Mexico City assembly legalizes same-sex marriage →
Good for you Mexico City! Tacos and married homos both make me happy.
Dear chocolates, Stop calling my name from the desk drawer. I can hear you. It is 9am. You are mean. Renny.
All babies should be caged. Except for Grace Jones Bergeron White.
I’m sure he’s a REALLY nice person. God wouldn’t make something that ugly with a bad personality.
Does anyone know the whereabouts of Jacob Adams?
man cannot live on miso and apples alone. i need to eat dead animals and fried shit covered in cheese sauce.
“New Moon” was pretty rotten. The casting doesn’t do the books justice. But the one scene with Victoria running through the forest is amazing. I want to be her. And run away from werewolves. Forever.
i’m ready to move to orcas.
Tool Use Found in Octopuses | Wired Science |... →
Underground Residence in Switzerland →
Buy me this. Now.
i confirmed my retardation a LONG time ago.
I opened a door at my office today- AND A BUNNY RAN INTO MY LAP! :) he/she is soooooo cute.
hot date tomorrow at 2pm. time to meet a candidate for darwin’s replacement. i’m totally rushing, and i don’t care. the loft is lonely and creepy without munchers.
im going to hunt it. and then kill it. tell me how to find it.
It’s good that I don’t believe in you, because, if I did- me and my black friends would hunt your nigger ass down and kill you! I’m still going to make it my personal goal. If I ever can- you DO need to be concerned! I will still plan a way to kill your non existent ass! Fuck you, you dumb fucker! I would personally enjoy, watching you- as I squeezed the last moments of life-...
When I see your pictures piggy- I still smile. That’s love.