Darwin seems to be hanging in there; we’re all shocked and awed.
waking up to your face makes it all ok.
is sick. REALLY sick. I’m really worried.
“Blazing Saddles” was stupid. Sad.
I want to make bad decisons.
it’s totally my man-period day.
The Milky Seas | Somalia →
The world’s largest bioluminescent area, a patch of ocean roughly the size of Connecticut, went undiscovered by science until 2005. Known as the “milky sea,” it has long been a subject of folklore within the sailing world. It even showed up in Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea “It is called a milk sea” I explained. “A Large extent of white wavelets often to be...
im quitting my day job to be a cortigiana onesta full time.
i’m addicted to your pheromones.
i heart beirut. still.
i want to ride on your scooter.
“As di bubbe volt gehat beytsim volt zi gevain mayn zaidah.” (“If my grandmother had balls, she’d be my grandfather.”)
María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de... →
My friend Rebekah dressed as Charo for Halloween. They are both amazing.
How does one say “grow some balls” in Jewish slang?
Autistic Artist Draws 18-Foot New York Panorama... →
Why did I get the shitty side of being retarded? No fair! :)
Periodic table →