breaker, breaker; one nine.: Archive

Jan 25th

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For Sale: Valentine's Bleeding Hearts →

It’s always best to put your order in early.

Jan 17th

I need to find something interesting in France

to have an excuse to go off and study it, for a long period of time. I feel I owe it to myself being bourgeoisie and all.

Jan 17th

Amazing. →

Cells of the slime mold Dictyostelium discoideum sometimes join together to form a slug (pictured).

Jan 15th

“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Push him out of the boat, he’ll...”

– R

Jan 13th

The Bread and Puppet Museum →

The Bread and Puppet Museum is a massive accumulation of the puppets, masks, paintings and graphics of the Bread and Puppet Theater, housed in a 150-year-old barn in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom, 25 miles south of the Canadian border. It is one of the largest collections of some of the biggest puppets and masks in the world.

Jan 9th

Jan 7th

CHIMP HAVEN GETS MORE RESIDENT CHIMPANZEES →

Chimp Haven’s construction began in May 2003 on 200 acres of pristine forest, donated by the local citizens of Caddo Parish, Louisiana. Chimp Haven’s facility includes an interconnected network of bedrooms, outdoor courtyard and play yards, and large, forested habitat.

Dec 20th

Dec 9th

This Terrifying Dental Mannequin Calendar Is This... →

Wondering what to get the person who has everything? Why not one of these lovely calendars from dental supply company Practicon? Each month is accompanied by a photo of Practicon’s dental mannequins, dressed up and having fun. For February, boy mannequin gives girl mannequin the gift she’d always wanted — the warm, still-beating heart of a human woman.

Dec 5th

If you stab a normal human with a shiv made from a...

does the “victim” of the stabbing become a zombie?

Dec 4th

Dec 3rd

Undeleted my Facebook.

Predictable.

Nov 29th

Deleted my Facebook.

Nov 27th

Nov 19th

Nov 17th

Going buy fat jeans

and every box of Twinkies I can find.

Nov 16th

Nov 14th

Nov 12th

The Ten Creepiest Paintings by Serial Killer John... →

I choose this one as No. 1.

Nov 12th

Nov 8th

Nov 6th

I love Jill Stein. Just FUCKING SAYING!

Nov 3rd

Nov 1st

There apparently has to be a hurricane to force me to do dishes.

Oct 30th

Oct 29th

I will stop treating my body like I’ve been on spring break since the 90s

Oct 28th

Got molested by a chicken.

Not the kiddie gay kind. More cock and comb. It’s Halloween weekend afterall.

Oct 28th

Trying to figure out if I'm lonely feeling.

One has to think if there’s wonder, there’s not certainty. Not real.

Oct 25th

I'm not allowed in that building.

My tiny soul would die.

Oct 3rd

Sep 27th

Every Adele CD should come with a cyanide tablet.

Sep 4th

Sep 3rd

Sep 1st

Aug 31st

Meh

I think I’m on my eighth midlife crisis this week. Or maybe it’s the 21,000 tea cups that guide me toward slashing my throat. So many tea cups. So many. And they look alike.

Aug 30th