February 2012
3 posts
Feb 10th
Absinthe
makes me forget about my bad hair day.
Feb 4th
I feel sorta stupid.
I just discovered that “Mona” means ‘Madonna’ or ‘Mrs.’ in Italian. So the painting of Mona Lisa is actually of a gal named Lisa. I need to study Italian.
Feb 1st
January 2012
23 posts
Jan 29th
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Animal Planet's
Infested. OMG I love this show!!!!
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 24th
Goofer dust →
voodoodollworkshop: Goofer dust is a traditional ingredient in hoodoo from the South Eastern Region of the United States of America. It can be used generically to refer to any powder used to cast a spell, especially if harmful in nature, but specifically refers to a concoction of natural ingredients that can be used to cause harm, trouble or even kill an enemy. Some historical sources, indicate...
Jan 22nd
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Skins UK is new again.
I still miss Cassie. *sigh* I think we’re soul mates.
Jan 20th
Siamese Twins Candles →
OMG I need this. Buy it for me if you like me. I will be your Valentine.
Jan 20th
Jan 18th
I think I've reached that age in a gay man's life
when I NEED a KitchenAid mixer. I’ll figure out what to do with it after.
Jan 16th
1 tag
The Sorroful Putto of Prague →
Follow the link above and read. It’s a cute graphic novel.
Jan 16th
2 tags
Jan 16th
1 tag
Narrowly missed getting shit on by a bird.
Now that’s good luck.
Jan 14th
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Jan 8th
1 tag
Jan 8th
3 notes
Jan 7th
1 tag
My mother keeps badgering me about why I havn't...
Seriously. Ugh. Better than marriage I guess. :) I’ve outlined a series of six. Maybe seven, if I can craft world domination.
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December 2011
13 posts
Dec 30th
18 notes
Pluto
I love u. You’re my favorite planet. I still believe.
Dec 28th
T minus 7 hours
Until Valentines Day commercials and treats hit the shelves!!! Can’t wait!
Dec 25th
Dec 21st
How many nipples are there on a cat? →
Answer:   Cats have six nipples.
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
Omg I HATE this dog
It ate ALL my voodoo doll inventory. ALL that was marketed. ALL!!! If the dog dies from eating plastic and pins I don’t care because it is stupid. I will not get another dog. I miss Darwin. The predecessor. He was smart and adorable. Oliver is retarded and needs a different home with places where he can eat toxshit. And new dolls will rise, Fuck my life.
Dec 18th
I got my profit sharing from work
and it’s enough to buy a house in Baltimore! :) Sadly I’ll most likely just buy a bottle of wine with it and pay my credit card bill.
Dec 16th
Fact
I can rarely be everything to everyone. Bitter pill.
Dec 16th
1 note
Living in the shire
has made my dog fat. And he won’t eat salad either. Poor Oliver.
Dec 13th
Red wine, a cat in my lap, and a Collections...
This is my life.
Dec 6th
Voodoo Doll Workshop →
The first class is now released! Follow the link above to see more. Featured- Vintage, Irwin Voodoo Doll; 2011.
Dec 3rd
Updated MYChicago Map! →
I suppose there are places there that I don’t hate. Map then and go.
Dec 3rd
November 2011
10 posts
Tomorrow
my new assistant starts! I’m going to tell her about my department’s dress code of short skirts, hooker boots, and revealing tops! :)
Nov 30th
Witty but Stupid
I’m going to teach a course. 3 drink minimum.
Nov 27th
Nov 20th
Anonymous asked: It seems like every guy I meet in Chicago has a bad story about you. That really turns me on!
Nov 20th
I just gave Oliver a bath in the shower.
It was like trying to keep a Jew in a gas chamber. I think we’re both traumatized.
Nov 19th
Nov 15th
I woke up feeling like I was pushed down a flight...
It was confirmed. My face hurts. Bourbon and I are not friends today. At least I don’t remember it happening.
Nov 13th
Nov 11th
I won a nerd battle today.
Go me. :)
Nov 9th
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October 2011
15 posts
Best season of Next Iron Chef EVER!
I especially enjoy watching food competition judges and food network chefs fail. Does that make me a bad person?
Oct 31st