January 2012
20 posts
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Goofer dust →
voodoodollworkshop:
Goofer dust is a traditional ingredient in hoodoo from the South Eastern Region of the United States of America. It can be used generically to refer to any powder used to cast a spell, especially if harmful in nature, but specifically refers to a concoction of natural ingredients that can be used to cause harm, trouble or even kill an enemy. Some historical sources, indicate...
Skins UK is new again.
I still miss Cassie. *sigh*
I think we’re soul mates.
Siamese Twins Candles →
OMG I need this. Buy it for me if you like me. I will be your Valentine.
I think I've reached that age in a gay man's life
when I NEED a KitchenAid mixer.
I’ll figure out what to do with it after.
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The Sorroful Putto of Prague →
Follow the link above and read. It’s a cute graphic novel.
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Narrowly missed getting shit on by a bird.
Now that’s good luck.
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My mother keeps badgering me about why I havn't...
Seriously. Ugh. Better than marriage I guess. :)
I’ve outlined a series of six.
Maybe seven, if I can craft world domination.
December 2011
13 posts
Pluto
I love u. You’re my favorite planet. I still believe.
T minus 7 hours
Until Valentines Day commercials and treats hit the shelves!!! Can’t wait!
How many nipples are there on a cat? →
Answer:
Cats have six nipples.
Omg I HATE this dog
It ate ALL my voodoo doll inventory. ALL that was marketed. ALL!!!
If the dog dies from eating plastic and pins I don’t care because it is stupid. I will not get another dog.
I miss Darwin. The predecessor. He was smart and adorable.
Oliver is retarded and needs a different home with places where he can eat toxshit.
And new dolls will rise,
Fuck my life.
I got my profit sharing from work
and it’s enough to buy a house in Baltimore! :)
Sadly I’ll most likely just buy a bottle of wine with it and pay my credit card bill.
Fact
I can rarely be everything to everyone.
Bitter pill.
Living in the shire
has made my dog fat.
And he won’t eat salad either.
Poor Oliver.
Red wine, a cat in my lap, and a Collections...
This is my life.
Voodoo Doll Workshop →
The first class is now released! Follow the link above to see more.
Featured- Vintage, Irwin Voodoo Doll; 2011.
Updated MYChicago Map! →
I suppose there are places there that I don’t hate.
Map then and go.
November 2011
10 posts
Tomorrow
my new assistant starts!
I’m going to tell her about my department’s dress code of short skirts, hooker boots, and revealing tops!
:)
Witty but Stupid
I’m going to teach a course. 3 drink minimum.
Anonymous asked: It seems like every guy I meet in Chicago has a bad story about you. That really turns me on!
I just gave Oliver a bath in the shower.
It was like trying to keep a Jew in a gas chamber.
I think we’re both traumatized.
I woke up feeling like I was pushed down a flight...
It was confirmed.
My face hurts.
Bourbon and I are not friends today.
At least I don’t remember it happening.
I won a nerd battle today.
Go me.
:)
October 2011
15 posts
Best season of Next Iron Chef EVER!
I especially enjoy watching food competition judges and food network chefs fail. Does that make me a bad person?
The Misch House, New Orleans, Louisiana →
Buy me this. I will live in the 9th Ward.
Glowing 6 month review today.
My boss, Phd mentioned that I “inspire” her. The head of our company noted me as being “brilliant”. My department head regarded me as exceeding in professionalism- whilst exuding personality and character. And that I should never change.
Best way EVER to celebrate my near anniversary from leaving the Holocaust Museum (HM). Don’t worry HM, I’ll ‘never...
I passed a bin that was making noise
and saw five rats that were trapped. I put a long stick in the bin. Two escaped while I was there. I hope the other three figure it out.
Darwinian principle. v2.